Just 10 short months ago my friend’s girl broke up with him. They had been together five years. As you might expect, he was devastated. Things got worse when he found out she had started dating somebody else. Then he heard she was engaged. Then he heard her wedding was on his birthday. Then he got the engagement photo above. Then he felt much, much better.
best idea of the day
“let’s just have him streak around campuses with his old, wrinkly dick tied in a knot.”
Sometimes you just need to take a step back and ask yourself, “What the fuck are you doing, bro?”
